Simple Questions

I'm working from home today because they're re-imaging my computer at uni. So of course I managed to sleep in and now I'm Voxing instead of working. I swear I should never be trusted with telecommuting.

I'm lifting material from Liz this time. Just a set of simple questions.

If I knew then what I know now...

... I'd have been the smartest four year old in kindergarten.

My life would be simpler if...

... I had more storage space.

Bikini or Thong?

... Why not both? Or are we not talking about footwear thongs? As to why not a bikini - because I don't want to hear the anguished screams of my adoring public as their retinas begin to bleed.

What's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you?

"You're the strangest person I've ever met."

... At least I think it was supposed to be nice.

What was your most embarrassing moment?

Far too embarrassing to share.

What's your favorite place in the world?

Bed.

Biggest waste of time?

Dusting. Vacuuming. Mopping floors. Anything domestic really because, let's face it, you just have to do it again in six months' time.

What surprises you most about adult life?

That just because you are an adult it doesn't necessarily mean you'll feel like an adult.

The big decision I am currently wrestling with is...

Shall I have bikkies with my coffee?

It's a hard life.