QotD: Strange Little Songs

What are the weirdest song titles in your playlist or music collection?
Submitted by Charline.

'The Marching Song of the Covert Battalions' by Billy Bragg. Not really weird, I guess, but the first time my boyfriend mentioned it I had to do a double take. It's a great song, though.

I tried uploading the MP3 but Vox is doing insanely stupid things with my songs. 'The Marching Song of the Covert Battalions' plays fine on my computer in various sound programs, but the moment I upload it it slows down to half the normal speed, resulting in one very f*cked up song. And I checked another song I uploaded - it's simply not there any more. I mean, the file looks like it's there, and there's a music icon on it, but there's not friggin' song.

Vox! I know I have questionable tastes but stop screwing around with my music!